Tag: Ghosts
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WHAAAAT…Chill Monsters 2.mnstr
“Yo Diega, wanna do burgers?” “Yeah.” “What are you doing?” “Hot or Not Yoga. I’m killin’ it. Wait, did you say burgers? What about Oochie’s Pizza?” “YEEEESSSS, oh my god,” whispered Estelle, through clenched teeth and throat. “I need some wasabi breadsticks or I am going. To. Die. Right. Here. On. The. Floor…Blood spasm.” “I…
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WHAAAAT…Chill Monsters.mnstr
“Hey Diega, so is the Bermuda Triangle your mom or your dad?” asked Gary. “It’s complicated.” “Cool. You two are a trip, man. A grey and a triangle, uh, person. Roommates. Just livin’ like everyone else. Crazy thing.” “Don’t you have laser eyes or something?” asked Estelle. “You mean the Doom Gaze? It’s not lasers.…
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Ghost Smells.mnstr
What most people don’t know is ghosts can still smell. Now, the easiest way to get a ghost to stop haunting your lawn is to spray a perfume—the more pungent, unique, and new the better—all over the spooky fucker, thick as mosquito fog. They’ll snap right out of their time loop shit and move on.…
