Tag: clouds

  • Cheat Wink.MNSTR

    Cheat Wink.MNSTR

    Job and god were playing handball against their apartment building. job told god he couldn’t use telekinesis, which made god sad because he couldn’t get his hands to grow past the size of a toddler’s. when god thought of this, his hands shrank to fetal. job was running the wall, making it rain aces and…

  • The Shapeshifter at Starbucks.mnstr

    The Shapeshifter at Starbucks.mnstr

    The shapeshifter at Starbucks was of the cloud type. First, the baritone “double-tall Salted Caramel with Soy” came from a cloud of pond moss. By the time the woman with the knowledgeable aura and pale side braid marked the cup and announced the total, a credit card appeared from a mass of crystal and gold…