You find
a computer
in the woods
with a glow
you feel
under your skin.
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We Got This Dirty.moon
We got this dirty, brown cave somewhere on some island no one cares about, and in this cave is two computers. They’re plugged straight into the dirty cave wall and they each have a purpose: one for the ocean and space, seein’ as how they’re pretty much the same, and the other for everythin’ in…
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Cheat Wink.MNSTR
Job and god were playing handball against their apartment building. job told god he couldn’t use telekinesis, which made god sad because he couldn’t get his hands to grow past the size of a toddler’s. when god thought of this, his hands shrank to fetal. job was running the wall, making it rain aces and…
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Derek the Shithead Wizard 4.w1z
The day of battle was boss. My training in the woods was hard, shitty hard, but I’d honed everything I could. I was feeling like a flamethrower in a butter factory. Like I was going to melt this motherfucker down. I sent an evite to the battle to Janice and said sorry for writing “chode”…
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Blood Wizard.w1z
From the records of Tad Grabell I first realized I was a blood wizard when I skinned my knee doing donuts in the trailer court on a 10-speed. When you’re a kid, you’re more likely to think something amazing is happening than you’re going crazy. Especially when the best thing going for you is fantasy.…
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Glow, Indiana.hro
The boy ain’t been the same since he learned he could bend rain. It took form ‘round him like a blanket, or some kind of cloud, the night…
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Derek the Shithead Wizard 3.w1z
Derek said if he had it his way, I wouldn’t be able to vote. I said that was a useless thing say because I can vote and nobody gives a shit what he would do if he was ruining the world. I also told him that him talking was worse air pollution than farts or…
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The Coming Light.hro
You have every reason to be afraid.The giants are coming and they’ve already takenJapan. They only want a fraction of the lovebirth promised. They will pick you up,hug your glass frame until you run downtheir torsos, over the mountains of their knees,until you slip beneath their feet becomingtheir coagulated path towards impossiblepeace. Some have found…
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The Shapeshifter at Starbucks.mnstr
The shapeshifter at Starbucks was of the cloud type. First, the baritone “double-tall Salted Caramel with Soy” came from a cloud of pond moss. By the time the woman with the knowledgeable aura and pale side braid marked the cup and announced the total, a credit card appeared from a mass of crystal and gold…
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Bermuda Wolf.mnstr
Name: Clint ForteanDate of Birth: 02/10/1958Nationality: AmericanHeight: 6’2”Weight: 220 lbs.Hair color: BrownEye color: HazelRelatives: Martha Fortean (mother, deceased), Father unknownChildren: NoneLanguages: English, Spanish, IcelandicCurrent residence: Unknown (variable) It is unknown when or how Clint Fortean, the Bermuda Wolf, contracted his lycanthropic condition. Though Fortean has been described as a kind, yet somewhat despondent man by…
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TV Gleam.hro
The wood-framed television of your dusked basement flickers from the talking golden retriever and its family, drowned out by laugh- track, to black and white snow roaring with failed connection. A voice emerges, short of breath, fluctuating with strange magnetism. Mayday May…day…This is Jesse Gibson, the Nuclear Man. Mission ZΨ2573, Op… Operation Infinitum, has suffered…
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