.MOON Files

We got this dirty, brown cave somewhere on some island no one cares about, and in this cave is two computers. They’re plugged straight into the dirty cave wall and they each have a purpose: one for the ocean and space, seein’ as how they’re pretty much the same, and the other for everythin’ in… Read more: We Got This Dirty.moon

Lately my back’s been hurtin. Maybe it’s all this light I’ve felt in stinging trickles. I think it’s buildin up in there, formin somethin. I don’t know what, I’m gonna need an MRI since the damn aspirin ain’t workin. One month later… Screw me sideways! Well, I got the MRI and they found all that… Read more: Cluster.moon

A priest, a priest, and an atheist walk into a bar. They say to the bartender, “I’ll have a beer.” The bartender says, “Oh, it’s a special night. It’s Wednesd’y. So that’s three bucks a beer.” Priest says, “Ok’y.” Priest says, “Ok’y.” And the atheist says, “Ok’y.” A giraffe walks into the bar and yells,… Read more: Ain’t We Endless.moon

Good news! Today, you are allotted unlimited murder.